
Saturdays Schedule: Great wall, Lunch, Temple, Massage, Dinner, Clubs.
My very long day started at 6:45 as I rolled out of bed with 4 hours of

sleep under my belt and, with toast in mouth, marched out the door to the bus. The kids from Dickinson were about to have our first field trip of the year. I met up with the group at 北大西门 (Bei Da north gate). We crammed into a tiny mini bus and Gao passed out breakfast. When I say breakfast please dont mistake that for toast, eggs and ham, or a crossant and butter, oh no my friends, oh no. Goa thought it a good idea to give us what looks decievingly like capri sun, but then ends up to be grape jello in a pouch that you sip through a straw, fruit rollup like stripped of dried fruit COATED in sugar, a strange object that looked like a doughnut, but it was a lie. It was probably once doughnut like until some genius was like, "hey, lets deep fry this doughnut in liquid sugar so its like one big kind of soggy kind of stale oil stick" ><(

It was an hour long bus ride to the section of the wall we went to visit. And when we got there we found out that this portion of the wall was actually a circle. some one back in the day thought to build a portion of the great wall (that was supposed to keep people out) in a circle. Thats the chinese for you. And so we walked it, or half of it. And it was steep. I have included some pictures but they dont really do the height justice. Some portions of the wall you could almost climb up hand and foot they were so steep. And the height of the stairs differed. There was no average height, so every step was different. Afer a nice 2 hour romp around the wall, and a short picture shoot dressed up in costumes at one of the towers, we went back to the bus. I stopped breifly to look at souveneirs, and when I turned around everyone was gone! I called JP and he told me to walk along the highway under a bridge, and then past a toll booth and then I would find them. What he didnt know was that there were two highways running parallel on either side of this

complex, so I walked one, and after 15 inutes I called him again to say I was still very lost. It took me half and hour to walk to where the group was. bu hao yisi (not good). After the great wall we went out for lunch where, well, lets say Gao bought some very high class drinks for group and we toasted all afternoon long. After this we went to a temple that explained the history of bells in China. It might have just been me, but I am tired of seeing reconstructions of history. Nothing is real. Everything is a repoduction because most of these things had been destroyed during the cultural revolution. But anyway. We went, I took pictures. It was nice.
After this the group was taken to a massage parlor where we got to lie on comfy chairs and have the crap beaten out of us in a good way. After this there was a group dinner. This was not so merry as the last meal. In fact, the food was aweful. The group had planned to go clubbing together that night, and so I went home and took a nap. But when I woke up, i didnt feel like clubbing. In fact, I felt extremel

y happy as I was, so I called up my friend and told him I would be enjoying sleep that night and then did just that.
If youve finished reading all this then your a trooper.
A.